" Old Fred's hospital bed is surrounded by well-wishers, but it doesn't look

good. Suddenly, he motions frantically to the pastor for something to write

on.



The pastor lovingly hands him a pen and a piece of paper, and Fred uses his

last bit of energy to scribble a note, then dies.



The pastor thinks it best not to look at the note right away, so he places

it in his jacket pocket..



At Fred's funeral, as the pastor is finishing his eulogy, he realizes he's

wearing the jacket he was wearing when Fred died.



"Fred handed me a note just before he died," he says. "I haven't looked at

it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration in it for us

all."



Opening the note, he reads aloud, "Move! You're standing on my oxygen hose!"
"
10 Bears  , 21 Apr 2006

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